Surely you jest!

Traffic reports can be hard to decipher for folks new to town, as you have to learn the nicknames for all the various highways and landmarks (can anyone tell me where exactly the Conshohocken Curve really is?) before you can begin to take their advice. Blinq catches what is either a trendy new nickname for one of our most frequently clogged commuter highways or a terrible idea that will be disowned by sundown... Personally, I'm rooting for the latter!